Really nothing to do with the purpose of this sacred Sekrit Society at all, really
Before I go and install Service Pack 2, somebody want to tell me how the hell I should backup my system so it doesn't explode when the whole thing fails?
I mean, I had the Great Purge of November '03 already, wherein I lost a couple thousand MP3s, as well as the ability to play The Sims... I don't want to have something similar happen again.
Especially considering the damn thing recommends a backup.
Completely inappropriate use of a word or phrase in fanfiction, #0001.
I came across this one a few months back, but the sheer brilliance of it has made it stick in my mind. I keep a paraphrased version pegged on my desk at work.
Harry stood over Draco, carefully unzipping his fly to let his erection spring free. Draco gasped lustily as Harry cocked a snook at him, stroking himself rapidly.
Ahem. To cock a snook is to press the pad of your thumb against your nose and waggle your fingers, literally 'thumbing your nose' at someone. Sexy!
The lesson of the day is that just because a phrase contains the word 'cock', it doesn't mean that it has anything to do with genitals.